:: All Quotes ::

• * "First they ignore you; then they mock you; then they punish you; then you win." [Mahatma Ghandi]
• * F U [Anon]
• * A wisdom shared is a problem spared [Stephen Harrington]
• * I want to be in the world again [dilbert]
• * no regrets [Julez]
• * hello [Anon]
• * "Were gonna need a bigger boat" [Doug]
• * This is my quote [Jeff Carter]
• * "Pictures of perfection as you know make me sick and wicked..." Jane Austen, in her letters. [KatyGurl]
• * d [d]
• * MEDIOCRITIES [ANTHONY BURGESS]
• * They have the Internet on computers now? [Jane]
• * It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. [Homer Simpson]
• * (define (.sig) (cons 'my (list 'other 'car 'is 'a' cdr))) [Anon]
• * shut up. I'm wearing you, you're pink and stripy. [Paul Wady]
• * What are you DOING?
• * you [die]
• * Nieko [Giedrius]
• * Always say what you believe - not what you're expected to believe, not what others have told you to believe and never what you don't yourself believe. [Chris Beach]
• * "Insanity ... a perfectly reasonable adjustment to an insane world" [Hannah Goss]
• * nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile [John]
• * i'm afraid of rats - pete, summer 1993 [pete]
• * Diğer bir konu ise konsorsiyuma... [Anon]
• * Creativity and intrinsic interest diminish if task is done for gain [Alfie Kohn]
• * Dude, you rock my bells... [Steve 'O]
• * We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs, and look at them, and discuss whether they was made or just happened. [The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn]
• * The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!" [Jack Kerouac]
• * Hollywood is a combination of Heaven, Hell and a lunatic asylum. [ Salvation Army Gen. Albert Osborn]
• * Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in. [Robert Frost]
• * I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house. [Jerome K. Jerome]
• * I'm not wild about holidays. They always seem a ludicrously expensive way of proving there's no place like home. [Jilly Cooper]
• * Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport. [Graffiti]
• * I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan [P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest]
• * Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving and the most beautiful of the arts, because it is no mere translation or abstraction from life, it is life itself. [Havelock Ellis]
• * Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom; and with all thy getting get understanding. [Bible - Proverbs 4:7]
• * We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already. [G. C. Lichtenberg]
• * Well I am certainly wiser than this man. It is only too likely that neither of us has any knowledge to boast of; but he thinks that he knows something which he does not know, whereas I am quite conscious of my ignorance. At any rate it seems that I am wiser than he is to this small extent, that I do not think that I know what I do not know. [Socrates]
• * Smart is when you believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half. [Robert Orben]
• * Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of chaos left, never a stitch nor an end, not a mark of haste, or botching, or second thought; but the theory of the world is a thing of shreds and patches. [Ralph Waldo Emerson (1845)]
• * Come quickly, I am tasting stars! [Dom Perignon (1638-1715) on the moment of his discovery of champagne]
• * It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. [Mick Jagger]
• * There is no They, Only Us. [Anon]
• * Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? [Dr. Gonzo]
• * I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. [Jackie Mason]
• * People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do. [Anon]
• * There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time. [Rebecca West]
• * Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. [Anthony Burgess]
• * I haven't been wrong since 1973, when I thought I made a mistake. [Bob Hudson]
• * Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. [Anon]
• * There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it. [John W. Raper]
• * Never eat more than you can lift. [Miss Piggy]
• * If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself. [Anon]
• * Don't let school interfere with your education. [Mark Twain]
• * I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. [Mark Twain]
• * If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. [Derek Bok]
• * Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. [Albert Einstein]
• * Those who are awake all live in the same world. Those who are asleep live in their own worlds. [Heraclitus]
• * I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed. [Jonathan Swift]
• * Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. [Jean Anouilh, Antigone]
• * The law is the last result of human wisdom acting upon human experience for the benefit of the public. [Samuel Johnson]
• * If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. [Will Kommen]
• * Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. [Ambrose Bierce]
• * A favorite is the story of the first Queen Elizabeth, on a state visit to London. Greeted by the Lord Mayor with 'Hail to the Queen," she glared at him and supposedly said, "How dare you hail while I am reigning." [Elizabeth I]
• * High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. [Christopher Morley]
• * I can't seem to bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle. [Robert Benchley]
• * Do not make loon soup. [Valuable advice from The Eskimo Cookbook]
• * Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. [Fred Allen]
• * Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. [Evan Davis]
• * Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then ... we elected them. [Lily Tomlin]
• * I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just. [Thomas Jefferson]
• * The future is much like the present, only longer. [Don Quisenberry]
• * Let's go yonder. [John]
• * It is a little known fact that 1 in 4 people make up about one quarter of the World's population [Andrew]
• * We trust infinite God rather than our finite selves. We are in the world to play the role He assigns. [Big Book Pg. 68]
• * Smile, and the whole world smiles with you
• * There's a fine line between funny haha and funny wierd. You've just crossed that line. [A J HaigFerg]
• * Triangular sandwiches taste better, always [Edith Scott]
• * Today's subliminal message is: [Aniline J. Squark]
• * "Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly." [Aniline J. Squark]
• * Live your life like your're going to see Justin Timberlake tomorrow. [Christina L.]
• * "I'll be back." [BB]
• * An owl in a sack bothers no man [New Scientist 'meaningless wise-sounding sayings competition']
• * I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. [Douglas Adams]
• * Eterninty lies ahead of us, and behind. Have *you* drunk your fill? [Laurence "GreenReaper" Parry]
• * I only use Adult Male gorillas [Tony]
• * Leadership is like a tea bag - You only find out how strong you are when you are in hot water [Steve Downe]
• * A half-truth is a whole lie. [Jewish Proverb]
• * Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. [Spanish Proverb]
• * Bad is never good until worse happens. [Danish Proverb]
• * An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. [Arab Proverb ]
• * All sunshine makes the desert. [Arab Proverb]
• * An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold. [Romanian Proverb]
• * All things good to know are difficult to learn. [Greek Proverb]
• * The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected. [Swedish Proverb]
• * After dark all cats are leopards. [Native American Proverb (Zuni)]
• * If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.... [Homer Simpson]
• * Two people can no longer remain friends if they refuse to forgive each other's little failings. [Lucy Hutchinson]
• * Trust in God but lock your car. [Ben Stephen]
• * Vacuum cleaners, they suck things up! [Jane Kosky]
• * Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning. [Bill Gates]
• * In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
• * All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
• * To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so. [Robert Orben]
• * Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. [Rich Cook]
• * Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. [Pablo Picasso]
• * The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. [Nathaniel Borenstein]
• * There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. [Ken Olsen, President, Digital Equipment, 1977]
• * In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear. [John C. Dvorak]
• * Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. [Jeff Raskin]
• * Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. [James Magary]
• * Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. [Edward Shepherd Mead]
• * Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. [E. W. Dijkstra]
• * To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. [Farmers' Almanac]
• * If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in. [Bradley's Bromide]
• * Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies. [Adrienne E. Gusoff]
• * Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. [Don Marquis]
• * Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. [William James]
• * In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. [Robert Frost]
• * The purpose of life is a life of purpose. [Robert Byrne]
• * Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
• * Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
• * Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them. [Edward R. Murrow]
• * Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice. [Elizabeth Cady Stanton]
• * Peace and love. Don't hate the world for its misguidedness. jah. [Tony Porteous]
• * Life is a zoo in a jungle.
• * If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? [Laurence J. Peter]
• * There are more fools in the world than there are people. [Heinrich Heine]
• * One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. [Will Durant]
• * Obscurity is a filter to protect the innocent.
• * Aim for the moon, even if you miss you will be among the stars.

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